Titles of Magazines I've Self Published

Languish
Various Repressed Emotions
Emotional Detox
Forget Hell
Pain Junky
Orgasm Death Gimmick (thanks W.S.B.)
This Mess We're In
Welfare Superstars and the reckless pursuit of indifference
Obsessed...Repressed
Miserable Martyrs of Unwanted Ideals
A potential catalyst for the experimental psychotic masquerade of manipulated fear and desire
Put your stink on groovy pants
Paranoid Prayers of a Group Home Escapist
Let's reverse the polarity of the universe and shut your stupid mouth up
More useless information for you to mindlessly consume, misunderstand, and immediately forget
Embark on the future using the past as propulsion...the next state of reasoning commences
Apathy versus concern in an age that can't decide
When your family tree is dying, sometimes it's better to fall off than to rot on the branches
King of the Hill of the Mentally Ill
Holding out for the Hopeless
Low Rent Soap Operas in a Tidy Suburban Hell
Observations under Suburban Hypnosis
Another Shameless Publicity Stunt
How to Know Everything about Nothing and Nothing about Everything
Manufacturing Human Identities for the Dispossessed

A few that didn't make the cut:

Nuclear Bone Dust
Picking my nose in the moonlight
Don't Surprise Yourself unless you Disguise Yourself
Drugged Out Stupor Gravity Myth
Cold Brain Stem Not Much Drip
The Sperm Warriors War Years
The Winter of Truth and Bewilderment